Posts Tagged: TSA


10
Oct 12

TSA Gropers Harass Dying Woman at Sea-Tak Airport

Drudge devoted two headlines to this story:

Michelle Dunaj, near the end of her battle with Leukemia, decided to take a last trip to Hawaii to see family and friends. Though she took efforts to inquire and comply with rules covering the handling of her medications, TSA agents punctured and contaminated one of her bags of IV fluids. Though she asked to be screened in private, the TSA gropers refused (which is said to be against policy, and did their dirty work in public, pulling up her top and inspecting under bandages that held her feeding tube in place.
How much more of the TSA will Americans tolerate?

This video provides further details of Ms. Dunaj’s humiliating experience with the TSA.

Thanks to Michelle Dunaj for taking some of her precious last moments to inform the public and justifiably trash the TSA.

Dying woman gets security pat-down at Sea-Tac – seattlepi.com.

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27
Sep 12

ABC Demonstrates Cultural Rot at the TSA

Hundreds of TSA officers have been fired for stealing, despite the fact that most of their theft victims have almost zero  recourse once an item has been stolen.

Click below to see the rare ABC story worth viewing.  Staffers  tracked an iPad, using GPS and alarm features, from airport security in Orlando to the home of the TSA officer, Andy Ramirez.

Ramirez is of such low quality that he has been shown to have

1) transported an iPad which is not his from the airport to his home, apparently unaware that these devices are loaded or can be equipped  with tracking, file wiping, and various other anti-theft features.

2) denied having  it after ABC personnel announced that they had tracked it to his home via GPS

3) blamed the theft on his wife after the alarm was set off

Your Transportation Security Agency spends your tax dollars on such cowardly  idiots as Ramirez.

See for yourself.

via ABC News Tracks Missing iPad To Florida Home of TSA Officer – ABC News.

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5
Mar 12

TSA asks woman to prove her breast pump is real at Lihue Airport | ksdk.com

TSA asks woman to prove her breast pump is real at Lihue Airport | ksdk.com.

TSA agents would not let Amy Strand onto a plane at Lihue airport in Kauai without proving that her breast pump was real. She was told that the bottles had to be full of milk before she could get on the plane. The woman asked for a private place to pump and they directed her to a public restroom (where Pharmer suspects they might have a camera). The woman had to pump at the sink area in full view of everyone entering and leaving the restroom.

The TSA has responded to the publicity by stating that the agent made a mistake.

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23
Jan 12

Sen. Rand Paul Blocked from Flight for Refusing TSA Groping

Sen. Rand Paul Blocked from Flight for Refusing TSA Groping.

The good senator is already an enemy of the TSA, and perhaps they were trying to show him who is boss by making him miss his flight to Washington DC.    Senator Rand Paul scheduled to speak at the big Right to Life Event in Washington DC, and vote in the Senate today, but his schedule was interrupted by the gropers in Nashville.

A scanner indicated a glitch at his knee, and  Paul lifted his trouser leg to expose the area.   But that was NOT enough.   The  TSA officials wanted to grope the rest of his parts too.   Rand Paul declined and was detained for some time.  After a subsequent scan revealed no problems,  the Senator caught a later flight to his destination.

This earned the Transportation Security Agency more bad commercials from Rand Paul’s father who is running for president.

Rand Paul himself has always opposed the over reach of the TSA, calling them  clueless for targeting six year old kids, the disabled and others who are obviously not terrorists.

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15
Oct 11

No Appreciation of Satire at TSA?

» House Bill Would Criminalize Satire of TSA Alex Jones’ Infowars: There’s a war on for your mind!.

From the funspot of Infowars comes some text from H.R. 3011 concerning the Transportation Security Administration  “Department of Molestation”.

This bill contains language to prohibit the use of logos and words containing TSA, or variants thereof, and imitations of the logo design, and make such use a federal crime.

Apparently  the extensive body of satire and parody of the TSA  has hit some raw nerves.

The language exists in section 295 of the bill, so if you’re making money, or deriving amusement from  making fun of the TSA,  you had better write your congressman.

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14
Sep 11

Obama’s Snitch Site

See something,  Tell Obama!  Click  HERE  to do it.

The Obama administration is a heavy email spam source, as his media  noted after the latest Jobs speech last Thursday.   If you don’t want that in your main email box, get a nice, free web address with whatever name you want to attach to it.  For fun, you could  try Davie Axelwod, or Ram Emmanuel, to lampoon some old friends you once knew.

Then… very politely, send links showing stories and video of Union misbehavior,  trashing of the landscape after leftie gatherings,  uncivil behavior from the left wingers, TSA gropings, etc.

Let them see themselves as others see them.

New: 9-15-11 The Snitch Site has become a laughingstock all over the web

 

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12
Sep 11

Creator of TSA says SCRAP IT! Privatize.

TSA Creator Says Dismantle, Privatize the Agency – HUMAN EVENTS.

John Mica, Florida Republican is embarrassed by the TSA created in one of his bills.   He’s chairman of the House Transportation Committee, and says that TSA should be scrapped and privatized.

The Transportation Security Administration has grown into a 9 billion dollar disaster, with rampant mismanagement of funds and resources, as well as questionable workforce which has become known for thievery and abuse.

Here’s Mica’s short list  of the countries which run airport security using similar models as the U.S.:  Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, and maybe Libya.    That tells you something, doesn’t it?

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27
Aug 11

TSA worker charged: six counts of lewdness with a child

DA charges Spring Creek man with lewdness.

You know what kind of people  would be attracted to a job that involves groping kids.

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20
Jul 11

No Felony Charges For Yukari Miyamae Who Gave it Back to TSA

No Felony Charges For Longmont Woman In TSA Groping Case « CBS Denver.

Yukari Miyamae  has been released and allowed to go home to Longmont Colorado.  Felony charges will not be pressed, but she might face misdemeanor charges for grabbing a TSA agent.  It seems that the altercation was over her wishing not to go through the scanner.  She’s a frequent flier, and one  can imagine the reasons why she has no love for the “rays”.

Miyamae has supporters (see comment) who wish for her to suffer no felony charges  as she was defending herself from an impending assault on her person. One of them brought news of her motivations to this blog.

Pharmer understands COMPLETELY, and  wishes to delay flying until the TSA learns to behave itself.

The usual economic pressures of boycotting would not induce this government (which is intent on downsizing the economic power of the U.S.) to rein in the TSA.  There is hope that the next administration will want to assist the recovery of the airline industry by putting a stop to the groping.

Update on Yukari Miyamae’s name…. Fox news alternatively transliterates her name as Mihamae,  or Miyamae. Go with Miyamae – sorry, facebook supporters.

Here’s Pharmer’s guess on the Kanji, hiragana and pronunciation.


mi—ya—ma—e

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11
Jul 11

TSA Gropers Liked This Kid Soooo Much

They patted him down twice!

Kirkland 6-year-old patted down by TSA agents | KING5.com Seattle.

 

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26
Jun 11

TSA Gropes 95 Year Old Leukemia Victim, Makes Her Remove Diaper.

Elderly woman asked to remove adult diaper during TSA search | mother, search, adult – The News Herald.

Beware 95 year old women wearing adult incontinence products.  Those things could fill up, explode, and blow up a plane!  That’s the apparent view of  Homeland Insecurity, which requires the TSA to be groping underneath the diapers of the extremely elderly.

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22
Jun 11

Passenger found a way to dodge the TSA gropers

Man flies US Airways in women’s underwear (Photo) : Crime Scene.

Imagine the TSA inspectors declining to pat  this guy down.  Amazing passenger linked above.

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20
Jun 11

How to Know that Gov. Perry Wants to Run for Prez

Rick Perry put that TX law which would criminalize enhanced pat downs by the TSA back on the agenda for the special session of the legislature.   It has previously passed the house, but was pulled off the senate agenda after some sabre rattling by U.S. Atty. John Murphy.

Lawmakers to Reconsider Criminalizing Airport Pat Downs – News Radio 1200 WOAI San Antonio Texas.

Lawmakers have also sent a bill to Gov. Perry allowing incandescent bulbs made in TX to be sold there.

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6
Jan 11

Say WHAT??

Cross-sex strip searches ruled unconstitutional.

Check out this majority opinion on strip searching, regarding a female patting down a male prisoner.

“The right to be free from strip searches and degrading body inspections is … basic to the concept of privacy,” Judge Johnnie Rawlinson said in the majority opinion, quoting an earlier ruling.

TELL THAT TO THE TSA!

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31
Dec 10

A bare naked Bearcat

Charlottesville man protests airport security, is arrested | Richmond Times-Dispatch.

University of Cincinnati student,  Aaron B. Tobey got nearly naked  at Richmond International airport in protest of the TSA’s unlawful groping of airline travelers.

On Tobey’s body was this message:  “Amendment 4: The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated,”

Tobey was arrested, and cited for disorderly conduct.  He’ll have to appear in court on January 10.

Hat’s off to Aaron for being willing to take the heat in defense of the Constitution.

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27
Dec 10

Government Incompetence on Parade

FBI agents have been interviewing members of the Messianic Jewish Bible study group attended by Scott Roeder, the man who killed abortionist George Tiller in 2009. They have not yet wearied of looking for possible conspirators in the killing. Additionally, Roeder has been sentenced to life, with no possibility of parole for 50 years, thus establishing Tiller as more significant and important than ordinary humans.

Is such attention ever accorded to the women who have been murdered for refusing to get an abortion??

The government steadfastly ignored  the multitudinous threats to assassinate George W Bush, and supplications for help in this endeavor on the internet, as well as IRL. The movie on this topic is considered art. A chronicle of the most currently acceptable extremism exists at  Michelle Malkin’s site.  This acceptance  would not be the case for any  publications about assassinating an abortionist.

Portland, Oregon, U.S. capital of sex slavery, trudges on with its two vice cops.

The ongoing saga of the Delta smelt, and agricultural ruin in the San Joaquin valley, caused by our government is available HERE.  The previous dust bowl conditions leave the area more susceptible to mudslides from the current conditions of flooding.

The government might not have found Hillary leftie enough as Secretary of State, as it appears she may be stepping down.   Has Obama reached record turnover of his administration yet?

The TSA continues to fondle kids, the disabled and elderly who wish to fly the friendly skies, while skipping screenings for the population most associated with unwanted explosives, as well as those with the most opportunity for placing and transporting the devices.

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24
Dec 10

Big Sis Raids Whistleblowing Pilot

Sacramento-area pilot punished for YouTube video | News10.net | Sacramento, California | News.

Don’t miss this.

A Sacramento area pilot has been raided by the TSA and relieved of duty because of his video on YouTube exposing the holes in airport security.

While pilots are forced to go through screening,  the maintenance staff are not.  They have access to the planes by merely swiping a card.

He has revealed that the airport security is  not effective, and mostly for display and intimidation of the public.

The TSA has civil penalties in store for this pilot, and he intends to go public after he finds out what they are.

The pilot does not regret posting the video on you tube despite the penalties in store for him.

“Somebody obviously has to address the issue. Really, the only way this news story got traction is because of the government’s response.”

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23
Nov 10

Mail Online: TSA inspector side, and how to dodge the groping and scanners.

Now ‘abused’ TSA staff vent their anger at security patdown searches | Mail Online.

TSA inspections are possibly designed to give people a preference or a longing for the scanners, which are more impersonal, and feel less invasive.

It’s appears to be possible to offend the TSA’s trained  gropers if  a person’s personal hygiene is sub standard, or if their  body size is larger and there are additional crevices to be searched.

Perhaps adding some things for these government workers to find as they search would be fun.   Make it a treasure hunt.  Remember the old haunted houses with peeled grapes used to simulate  eyeballs, and spaghetti prepared  to simulate brains?  Imagine the TSA agent reaching into your pants, and pulling  out a special deposit of tripe, purchased from the local Walmart grocery.  Menudo!

Be creative….. and give them a day to remember.  A little Saran wrap against your skin would be a good idea to isolate whatever treasures you might be hiding.  It might also  slightly impede the transmission of unwanted organisms carried by the passenger in front of you.  The gate rapists are not washing and changing gloves between searches as they should.

The article linked at the top, of course from foreign press, is a treasure trove of information.

Matt Kernan describes how he entered the U.S. from Paris without a body scan or pat down at the destination,  merely by politely resisting the attempts by security to do so.  After wearing down the TSA workers, their supervisors and the police, he was finally escorted out of the sterile area by a circuitous route, and allowed to proceed on his way.

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20
Nov 10

To Boldly Grope Where No Hand Has Gone Before

TSA’s  next frontier is the cavity search.  We need to be safe from the anal dwelling bombs.

As people become accustomed to “love pats” at the airport,  the TSA  employees will become bored, and feel a need to explore further.

Surely Janet Napolitano remembers that NASTY  old Eddy Murphy song  from the 80′s………

and you KNOW she wants to go there.     As you can see, asking people to remove their prosthetics,  and that includes you breast cancer survivors,    is not a problem for Janet and her minions.  People living with ostomies are also targets for the TSA gropers.

Janet’s theme song  (warning, it’s sicko)

So,  are we going to wait for CAIR and the Muslims to put a stop to this,   or are we going to make our government really busy until the TSA abandons this unseemly interest in our privates?

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18
Nov 10

Senators and TSA Defend “Love Pats” at Airports – CBS News

Senators and TSA Defend “Love Pats” at Airports – CBS News.

Sen. Claire McCaskill  (D) of Missouri says: I’m wildly excited that I can walk through a machine instead of getting my dose of love pats.”

Everyone has a different idea of love  ;-) , and their own personal physical preferences.

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16
Nov 10

Flying Might Become a Kinky Sport.

Some people  who are unlucky in love have resorted to satisfying themselves with purchased services.

TSA now offers a service for those who like to expose themselves……. the full body scanner guarantees a captive  audience.

Also there  is the standard pat down for those who like a bit of light personal  service.

A more vigorous form of stimulation is now available (since October)  called the “resolution pat down” if one prefers heavier physical contact with more attention  given to the private parts.

These services can be provided in conjunction with short flights for quite a bit less money than one might pay in the the urban areas for clean, professional stimulation.

These obvious facts point towards a tax payer supported industry which will service a regular clientele of fliers who OPT IN for special sexual services at BARGAIN rates.   An airline ticket and a bit of metal apparel to ring the alarm are the only requirements for admission to the TSA Relaxation Center.

You didn’t think your taxes would be at work this way, DID you!?

It appears that the red-faced TSA will be investigating  Johnny Edge, the now-famous blogger for his temerity in refusing to fly, because he did not need or want the above mentioned services.

Pharmer encourages John  to monetize the blog, to raise funds for the fine, or for legal services he might engage  in giving more publicity to the TSA “services” enumerated above.

Update:

A description of a pat down plus, with TSA security putting hand down the pants.

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14
Nov 10

Opt Out of the Airport Scanners for Health and Privacy – We Won’t Fly .com

Opt Out of the Airport Scanners for Health and Privacy – We Won’t Fly .com.

A Tidal Wave of Americans have become displeased at the prospect of TSA employees learning about their  private physical issues, such as ostomies, penile implants,  various prostheses, and whether it’s that time of the month.

November  24th is national opt out day, your opportunity to decline the body scanners at the airport, by going for the pat down, or finding an alternate mode of transportation.

Be prepared for clogged airport security checks  during the holiday season as more and more people take the less convenient option of a pat down, and cork up the works.

As for Pharmer’s family…… we bought an RV.  No recreational flying for us is in the near future.  Maybe economic circumstances, or the availability of cheap RVs will help you make a similar decision.  Maybe the trains and buses will have booming business.

It won’t be good for airline business if people choose other modes of travel in order to dodge air travel as much as possible.  Maybe they’ll be inspired to lobby hard for changes in the Transportation Security Administration’s   flash and grope policy.

Worth a look: Blogger Johnny Edge gives Airport Security extra work to do.

Americans  should give our  groping government a fit……. Everybody wear incontinence products when they have to fly.

** MORE on Johnny Edge in the news.

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7
Jul 10

Why Obama Adm Hates Alternative Media

You see…..  Janet Napolitano had a policy promulgated within the Transportation Security Administration which limited Internet Access.

Most interestingly,  sites which conveyed “controversial opinions” were to be blocked, among others which might be expected to be blocked at work for productivity’s sake.  Acess to gaming sites, and chat rooms was cut off.  For your amusement:  Porn sites were not included  among those blocked at the TSA.  Perhaps it is felt that they engendered some form of productivity.

This internet censorship was blared out at the Drudge Report and in innumerable conservative blogs, to the extent that Napolitano rescinded the policy.  Read up!

TSA drops policy blocking ‘controversial’ sites – Washington Times.

The  Obama administration cannot even pass a minor amount of methane without the alternative media conveying the details to US, and you know Obama hates that kind of transparency.

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