Google analytics establishes firmly that reporting on the Jerry Springerisms of Life is the bulk of what bring hits from their search engine to my blog.
So I will shamelessly feature some of this naaaaastayyyyy News in order to haul people in here for the politics news and pro life news which can’t easily be found in the usual media.
Check out the necrophiliac night attendant at the Hamilton County morgue. He didn’t help out the reputation of the public servants in forensic medicine.
Seems that one Kenneth Douglas has been partying with drugs, alcohol, and dead women at work. He’s long been paying criminal penalties for his malfeasance, however new evidence from vaginal swabs of various crime victims has revealedhis DNA in at least two more victims, one of them, a pregnant woman who had been strangled to death.
This crime has maxed out the nausea- meter of county prosecuter Charles Deters, who is quoted as follows: “This guy’s just a pig. I can’t explain why someone would do something like this. … This is off-the-charts weird.”
Certainly it earns a 10 on the Springer scale, named after that former mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio (the metropolitan locale of this story).