A seventy three page police report by the Masseuse who is accusing Al Gore of Jumping her has been made public.
Al Gore Sex Abuse Allegations Case Reopened by Portland Police – ABC News.
Apparently the woman and Al Gore were at odds concerning whether she was offering massage, or massage PLUS, when she accepted a job to relieve his muscular ailments at a swanky hotel.
The woman claims that she was advised by her liberal pals to not report this sexual imposition, because doing so would cause the earth to be destroyed by cataclysmic climate change should the hero be prosecuted.
Give it up for global warming, lib-grrls!
