Michelle: teaching her kids South Chicago Values

Oh GOODY!!

Michelle Obama: We Teach Our Kids South Chicago Values | RealClearPolitics.

<-- click it and laugh Psssst.. do you think Michelle has any idea that Chicago has a reputation for corruption? What she was trying to say is that she gives her kids chores to do and doesn't want them made too uppity by having the conveniences of the White House. On the other hand, those million dollar spring breaks and other vacations are just Routine South Side of Chicago fare.

Drudge Hates Santorum

Pharmer has gotten the impression in the last few months that the staff of the Drudge Report are put off by Santorum’s personal religious values. They’ve been consistently presenting him in a less complimentary or positive light in comparison to the other candidates.

The latest ploy is to subtly imply that Rick Santorum was photographed on an all gay cruise. They utilized Buzz feeds photo and caption to accomplish this.

Buzzfeed sourced Joe.my.god. for this pic. That blogger also does not like Santorum but was honest enough to explain the snapshot more accurately:
Shortly after telling Puerto Ricans that they are unworthy of statehood unless they make English their official language, Rick Santorum soaked up the poolside rays at a local resort. Also staying at that resort were passengers from an Atlantis all-gay cruise, who snapped the above photo. Thanks to JMG tipsters James and Guy for sending this along.

Even white boys must get sun exposure for vitamin D production. Apparently Rick has eaten too much restaurant food while on the road campaigning. He has publicly apologized for the existence of the unsolicited photo, saying this is “not a pretty sight“. Pharmer is comforted by the fact that Santorum is average 53 year old American build and not a body sculptor. Guys who look in the mirror too much are not normal.

Santorum apologizes

Oxford Ohio: Deer rescues woman from attacker

Deer rescues woman from attacker | Cincinnati.com | cincinnati.com.

This story comes from one of the cities in Soutwest Ohio which Pharmer served in retail pharmacy practice.
It seems that a woman was attacked by an assailant as she left a party. As he was attempting to choke and drag her, the commotion disturbed a deer who was apparently bedded down for the night. The deer took off running, and that, in turn, scared off the attacker. The woman escaped without serious injury, and still in possession of her purse.

This particular woman has perhaps lost the taste for venison.

Flamingo Air Offers Opportunity to Join the Mile High Club

Captain Dave McDonald pilots Flamingo Air’s Flight of Fancy, a Piper Cherokee 6 which is missing it’s middle row seats. This conformation provides horizontal space for couples who don’t intend to fly in the upright position. Business is booming around Valentine’s day, when, for $425, couples can join the mile high club.

From the website:
“The flight package includes :
Private Curtained Aircraft
Champagne
Chocolates
One (1) VERY DISCREET PILOT”

Flamingo Air is based in…. drum roll………
Cincinnati, Ohio!

OINK!: Prank by Vermont inmates adorns police car decals | Burlington Free Press

Pigs on police cars? Prank by Vermont inmates adorns decals | Burlington Free Press | burlingtonfreepress.com.

Hilarious! Someone got the bright idea to let prison inmates handle printing the decals used on Vermont State Police cars. It’s a lovely design, showing the state seal, featuring a pastoral scene. The included cow has a little alteration of spots, missed by inspectors of the finished products. Now at least 30 police cruisers have one or two door decals featuring this mutant bovine, with a PIG SHAPED SPOT on its shoulder. Click the above link for the pic, which is copyrighted. YEP, the Burlington free press is SELLING THAT IMAGE!

Theft of Frozen Fetus Sparks Wild Gang Brawl in New Zealand

Theft of Frozen Fetus Sparks Wild Gang Brawl in New Zealand.

A 12 week old miscarried human fetus was being stored with the meat in the parents freezer.  Why?  They were   planning a burial ceremony.

Burglars raided that freezer for the food, and also obtained the fetus, touching off gang fight in New Plymouth, NZ.  The argument started with two women arguing about the theft, and spread among some gang members nearby.

No word on if the miscarried baby has been returned, but  it is refreshing that people there had thought it was important to recognize the passing of this little human being.

 

Ralph Shortey Introduces Oklahoma Bill Outlawing Use of Aborted Fetuses in Food Industry | TheBlaze.com

Ralph Shortey Introduces Oklahoma Bill Outlawing Use of Aborted Fetuses in Food Industry | TheBlaze.com.

Over at the Blaze this Oklahoma legislation  to forbid the use of  fetal tissue seems strange, but Pharmer is glad that they decided to call attention to it.

This Oklahoma bill is addressing an existing problem, and is worthy of attention. Perhaps Oklahoma citizens who are cognizant of the embryonic stem cell and fetal cell  derived technologies can assist with the language of the bill and regulations stemming from it.

 

http://cogforlife.org/fetalproductsall.pdf Cogforlife.org has been tracking the production of medicinal, vaccine and food products cultured, produced or tested using embryonic stem cell derived technology. The group monitors which cell lines are utilized, and the origins of those cell lines.

 

http://www.neostem.com/ Neostem is an adult stem cell research corporation which is committed to obtaining the benefits of adult and umbilical cord stem cell usage while avoiding the ethical liability of using tissue from purposely killed humans.

Pharmer fired off  a letter to Senator Shortey, in the hopes that he might re-craft the bill to include human embryos in the language.   It