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Robbing ‘Ultimate Fighter’ Proves To Be Bad Decision « CBS Chicago
Robbing Ultimate Fighting Expert Proves To Be Bad Decision « CBS Chicago.
Click above to check out the face of a Anthony Miranda, who is said to have made the poor choice of robbing a proficient martial artist and UFC participant.
Miranda took the bullet from his own gun, as well as a severe beating.
Justin, the non-victim, is interviewed HERE.
Taya Kennedy, Modeling Star
Taya Kennedy: How Down Syndrome baby became the darling of the modelling world | Mail Online.
Taya Kennedy, a 14 month old girl from the UK has been signed on by Urban Angels, a well known model agency
Click above to see some of her pics. It’s easy to see why it didn’t bother the advertising minded people at Urban Angels Agency to find out, after the initial screenings, that Taya has Down Syndrome. The camera ‘loves’ the kid. Proud parents are Gemma Andre and Robbie Kennedy, who have had high optimism for their daughter from the beginning.
Jerry Springer Special: Fix a Flat
Fake Doc Charged With Bizarre Butt Rebuilding « CBS Miami.
Oneal Ron Morris has been doing self reconstruction, injecting a bizarre combination of components into himself in order to augment his posterior. The result is a one ginormous, disproportionate rear end, which is visible at the above link.
Morris has also victimized a female “patient” by injecting concrete, mineral oil and fix-a-flat into her posterior and sealing the wound with superglue. The woman required hospitalization for the injuries and infections.
Moscow’s martial arts fans boo Putin as he steps into the ring | World news | guardian.co.uk
Moscow’s martial arts fans boo Putin as he steps into the ring | World news | guardian.co.uk.
Judo enthusiast Vladimir Putin is a big fan of mixed martial arts, and of heavyweight fighter Fedor Emelianenko. It’s a sign of the times that Putin is not loved so much any more. He attended a fight at Moscow arena, and when he got up into the ring to congratulate victorious Emelianenko, Putin was ‘greeted with boos and catcalls’.
This doesn’t bode so well for his campaign for his third term of presidency, but given the nature of politics in Russia, will not affect the election result.
The Sandusky Blitz
What is it? A flavor of ice cream which was offered at the Penn State Creamery until a few days ago.
TheBigLead.com featured a story about the Sandusky Blitz, which is banana flavored, caramel swirl with chocolate covered peanuts. This flavor has been pulled, though the Peachy Paterno flavor remains.
It appears that Sandusky had become a legend at Penn state, from the ice cream evidence, for more than his coaching role.
Also at the Big Lead is another conceptualization of the ultimate dessert in honor of Jerry Sandusky, an image with which Rush Limbaugh regaled his audience, while unknowingly agreeing with Pharmer that MUCH more is to come out of this Penn State Scandal. 
Related: Sandusky lives next to an Elementary School, and was released on unsecured bond.
Related: The Citadel Military College in South Carolina has announced a missed opportunity to catch an alleged pedophile, one Louis “Skip” Reville, four years ago. Reville, a principal at Coastal Christian Preparatory School, is currently charged with six felony offenses separate from the offenses reported while he served as a camp counselor at the Citadel (from which he had graduated).
She Wants To Be Her Own Federal Reserve
OWS protesters wants people to have the right to print money | Video | TheBlaze.com.
This occupy San Francisco protester thinks that individuals should be able to print their own money.
Perhaps it could be sold for artistic value…..
Is she a product of faulty education or just Craaaaaaazy??
Sheriff Tells Women: Don’t Get Mace, Get a Firearm
Sheriff: Time For Citizens To Arm Themselves – Greenville News Story – WYFF Greenville.
Chuck Wright, Sheriff of Spartanburg County, SC, has had his fill of assaults by criminals who have been repeatedly released from jail sentences.
Speaking about an attack of a woman in local Milliken Park, he advised others to get a firearm instead of mace, and get a concealed weapons permit.
“Wright said, “I’m tired of looking at victims saying, ‘There’s life after this’ … I’m tired of saying, ‘We’re sorry, we can’t keep them in jail.'” “
66-Year-Old Woman Shoots and Kills Home Intruder | Video | TheBlaze.com
66-Year-Old Woman Shoots and Kills Home Intruder | Video | TheBlaze.com.
Cash strapped California has been releasing prisoners long before it is warranted, and they’re getting into trouble.
A possibly more effective alternative to financing the “Jobs” Bill, is exemplified by Donna Hopper, an elderly Northern Califoria resident, who shot an intruder as he was entering her home.
Protect Your Home and Family Even After Death
Over at the Blaze, the article about This Funeral Company assures us that it’s NOT taken from The Onion.
The above headline is inspired by text from the actual Holy Smoke LLC website.
They’ve developed a novel way to spread the ashes of the deceased whose bodies are cremated, by loading into ammo. This can then be used for the classic 21 gun salute, for target practice, hunting, or for home protection.
This concept was born when one of the founders imagined himself after death: ” I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second”
The other founder felt comforted by the idea of ‘remaining ecologically sound and useful’, after passing on.
The term celestial discharge now can describe successive and repeating events, for each outdoorsman, whose memory is honored at Holy Smokes.