Breastmilk: How will Mayor Bloomberg Control the Quantity Babies Drink?

Pharmer was ROFL when she heard that Mayor Michael Bloomberg, the anti obesity NAZI who is controlling the size of sugary drinks in New York City, was going to encourage breast feeding. He’s got a plan called Latch On (named after what babies do to breasts to get milk). Starting in September his health department is going to track the formula bottles given out in hospitals. He wants lactation counseling for all the moms, and a medical reason to accompany each dispensing of a formula bottle to a baby.

Pharmer has news for Bloomberg. He can’t control how much babies get when they breastfeed. It’s likely he hasn’t realized this problem yet. Breast milk is produced on demand. The more a baby drinks the more the breasts produce. It could, given a dedicated stay-at-home mother, lead to Early Obesity. A mom on government assistance could do unlimited couch time, and feed tremendous amounts to her baby, without Michael Bloomberg being able to determine the quantity!!

This is gonna drive that obsessive compulsive mayor NUTZ!

Read more about Bloomberg’s unregulatable Latch On to Breasts of Plenty program Here:
Mayor Bloomberg's breast-feeding initiative urges hospitals to lock up baby formula |

Mayor Bloomberg: No More Police Until Americans Give Up Their Guns

Mayor Bloomberg: No More Police Until Americans Give Up Their Guns.

Breitbart’s Awr Hawkins  has caught the flaming metrosexual, Mayor Bloomberg, hysterically whining about gun rights on the Piers Morgan Show, in response to the Batman Massacre.

Bloomers suggests that police should all go on strike until Americans give up their guns.

Bloomberg flames: “I would take it one step further. I don’t understand why police officers across this country don’t stand up, collectively, and say, ‘We’re going to go on strike. We’re not going to protect you unless you, the public, through your legislature, do what’s required to keep us safe.”

Pharmer replies:    The police are for cleaning up the mess after the crime is committed.  In the majority of cases, police do not arrive in time to stop a crime in progress.
Mayor Bloomberg,  I prefer that gun rights would be respected everywhere, and that your NYC police go on strike as you suggest.