Scared Intruder Dials 911

“I Just Broke Into A House And The Owner Came Home,” Intruder Tells 911 Operator | The Smoking Gun.

Why was the perpetrator scared?  The female homeowner came home with German Shepherd dogs and he also feared that she was armed.

So the guy, possibly afraid  that he would be shot and utilized for dog food, locked himself in the bathroom and dialed 911.

Only in Portland…

Odd news brought to you by the Smoking Gun.  Click on that link above and listen to the two 911 calls,  one from the intruder, Timothy Chapek and one from the homeowner, Hilary MacKenzie.

 

Mechanism of Revenge? or Manifestation of OCD?

Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession | The Smoking Gun.

Does DeLynn Woodside suffer from an obsessive compulsive disorder, or was she seeking  a means of revenge against a student for some prior offense?

Ms. Woodside, a math teacher at Roosevelt Middle School, (Oklahoma City) had a 13 year old student arrested for using a Sharpie “permanent” marker in class.  Apparently the sharpie bled through the paper and put a mark on the student’s desk.   It is apparently against an obscure city ordinace to use a permanent marker on private property without the owner’s permission.   (Is a public school private property??)

The Police Dept  spokesman, not wanting to take responsibility for this one,  has credited Woodside with a “citizen’s arrest’.

Comments appended to this entry in the Smoking Gun add more fun to the story.   Apparently “citizen’s arrest” may apply only to felonies.  Also, a bit of rubbing alcohol is good for removing sharpie stains.

Don’t Be Dating those Gawker Boys…. They Kiss and Tell

It might be interesting to listen to the town gossip, but you’d think twice before going out with  him, right???

An anonymous guy– paid four figures for his effort by the Gawker boys, tells all about his date with Christine O’Donnell.  Perhaps he would have gotten more money if there was much to tell about his single night experience.  Sleeper is the word for this story.

More interesting is that Smoking gun crew expended some effort to out the little wuss who kisses and tells for pay. Read up on their efforts if you want to know which guy shouldn’t have a date for the rest of his life.

update:

NOW  feminazi  Mai Shiozaki said  their organization would  pass on this most recent trashing of a lady by the left.  It’s OK to abuse right wing women, who  are considered non-persons.  Later,  NOW realized that their deathwish for conservative ladies  was becoming too transparent.  They  issued a weak statement that “this kind of an attack is an affront to all women”, and reiterated their undying support for Chris Coons, and his formerly bearded marxism.

The NOW grrls  still dream of a strong man who will take their money, tell them what to do, what to eat, which car to drive, and to abort their disabled kids.