Why was the perpetrator scared? The female homeowner came home with German Shepherd dogs and he also feared that she was armed.
So the guy, possibly afraid that he would be shot and utilized for dog food, locked himself in the bathroom and dialed 911.
Only in Portland…
Odd news brought to you by the Smoking Gun. Click on that link above and listen to the two 911 calls, one from the intruder, Timothy Chapek and one from the homeowner, Hilary MacKenzie.