The Darwin Awards were conceived for guys such as this caller to the Rush Limbaugh Show.
Category: Odd news
How Climate Change Guru, Al Gore, Got Where He Is Today
Transcript: Al Gore Got ‘D’ in ‘Natural Sciences’ at Harvard | CNSnews.com.
Those of us who actually have worked in the science fields took the real science courses in college and grad school, and we had alternate names for the ‘science’ courses, which people in other fields took just to satisfy general requirements.
For those other students, there were the natural science classes…. which might be earth science, environmental sciences, and the one in which Al Gore scored a D at Harvard…….. “Mans Place in Nature”.
When he was a senior, AlGore gave it a second try, and got a C+ in Natural Sciences 118.
Gore’s college board achievement testing yielded stellar scores of 488/800 in physics, and 519/800 in chemistry.
All of this amazing background and training is the basis for Gore’s incorrect conclusions about the weather (climate change), for which he obtained a Nobel PEACE (can we stay on topic?) prize.
(Obama’s academic records are apparently too abysmal to present to the public, if they exist at all.)
Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’ – Washington Times
Your tax dollars at work.
via Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’ – Washington Times.
What’s tripping up some of these people, who arrange to live on disability for the rest of their lives, is the need for attention.
Stanley Thornton at age 30 lives as an adult baby, though he is able to ambulate, do woodworking and maintain a website.
He’s got a room mate, Sandra Diaz, a former nurse on disability, who acts as his “Mother”.
A television presentation of their odd lifestyle, on National Geographic Channel’s “Taboo” program, has caught the attention Sen. Tom Coburn, who smells a waste of tax payer dollars.
Thornton is now threatening suicide if his SSI payments are cut off.
Here’s the Fantasy lives segment featuring Stanley, from Youtube, for as long as it lasts:
News the Media Loses: Maddow Fan Shuts Down 300 FL Schools
Maddow Fan Pleads Guilty to Threats Which Led to School Lockdowns – Big Journalism.
Yup…. it was to prove a point.
Rachel Maddow, enflamed by the right wing support of second amendment rights, had played an edited clip of a radio talk show host Joyce Kaufman on her show.
Rachel’s own fan, Ellisa Martinez caught the Madcow fire and decided to send a letter threatening a shooting at a Broward county school. She called Kaufman’s show saying her husband was on the rampage and would be visiting a local school with his guns.
Ellisa Martinez has been corralled in her home state of California, and will be jailed for 1-5 years for the threats.
The media would like to remain silent so as to pretend that the threats were generated by talk radio, rather than the hate speech of Rachel “Madcow”.
See the Tiny Car at Ohio State, Powered by Pee
Urine’t Going to Believe This: Researchers Develop Pee-Powered Car | Conservative Byte.
In addition to the wonderful little car, there’s a claim that Ohio State University could power sixty of its buildings using the urine output of its students. SHAME TO WASTE!
Daily Mail – the National Geographic of News on Bin Laden
Daily Mail provides the random, close up, slices of life at the Bin Laden Mansion.
Kids are said to have been renumerated, rather than allowed to go in the compound to retrieve a lost soccer ball or whatever other sports equipment might have been lost on the other side of the 7 foot wall around the compound.
One 12 year old claimed that he was given a pair of rabbits as a present by the Bin Laden family.
These juicy tidbits (and why is it news?) were met with a good deal of amusement by Pharmer et al.
“Another youngster, named Daniel Alvi, revealed that he regularly saw a man in a red Suzuki van drive into the compound with a live goat, while the milkman only delivered outside the security gate and never rang the doorbell.”
via Osama Bin Laden dead: Pakistan spy agency’s failures over Abbottabad hideout | Mail Online.
Pharmer had always wondered why Osama looked like such a STONER .
CNN reporter Nic Robertson reported that Osama was growing POT inside his compound.
Maybe that’s the answer…. 😉
The Dangers of Bath Salts – to Goats!
Ever heard of Khat? A natural product for dopers, it contains cathinone, a whacky drug, of the chemical name: S-2-amino-phenyl-l-propanone. People who are accustomed to looking at these drug names see stimulant, upper, speed-like, written all over this one, and it elicits effects similar to ephedrine and amphetamines.
There are always more designer drugs being produced, to the extent that the law can’t keep pace regulating the doper chemists. The name Bath Salts is used to describe a class of drugs containing cathinone and analogs thereof, for example:
3,4 – Methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV)
4 – Methylmethcathinone (Mephedrone, 4-MMC)
3,4 – Methylenedioxymethcathinone (Methylone, MDMC)
4 – Fluoromethcathinone (Flephedrone, 4-FMC)
3 – Fluoromethcathinone (3-FMC)
4 – Methoxymethcathinone (Methedrone, bk-PMMA, PMMC)
among others…
Any combination of these analogs could send the user into a wild state of agitation, perhaps with hallucinations, and even lust for goats!
Such is the sad end for a cute little pygmy goat in South Charleston, West Virginia, who was attacked by one Mark Thompson, killed and possibly sexually assaulted, (given the presence of porn, and the partially unclothed state of the attacker).
Thompson, now of international notoriety, is bound for a life of ill treatment in prison after this escapade, which is said to be fueled by a three day jag on “bath salts”.
Don’t do bath salts.
She’s BAAAAAACK- Gloria Allred Competes for Jerry Springer Award
Celebrity Lawyer Gloria Allred and her Batboy Fight Homophobia.
Remember Gloria Allred? She’s the whacked out Lawyer who appreciated her TSA pat down. It was the most fun she’d had in years.
We know something’s wrong with Gloria, but there’s also something wrong with this San Francisco dad going all out to make sure his little daughters never forget the gross thing ( Braves’ pitching coach misbehaving at a baseball game) about which he has lodged his legal complaint. A Jerry Springer award is always conferred for something nastaaay, so be forewarned if you click on the above link, and follow to the videos.
Report to UN: Gaddafi troops (are Impotent and) use Viagra to Accomplish Rape
U.S. says Gaddafi troops raping, issued Viagra: envoys – Yahoo! News
Yes, this was reported by the U.S. Envoy to the United Nations Security council, that rape is being used as a war weapon in Libya, and that Viagra has been issued to some of the Qaddafi’s troops to this end. The natural conclusion is up in the headline.
This of course would constitute a war crime, if carried out by regimes outside of the middle eastern sphere.
Total Recall: Hypnotist Winfrey Draws Out Earliest Obama Memories
Obama to Winfrey: ‘I was there … I knew I had been born’ – Chicago Sun-Times.
Obama personally remembered having been born in Hawaii. “Of course”, Oprah, who drew out that earliest “memory” says….
Obama joked that he remembered being born in Hawaii.
“Can I just say? I was there, so I knew … that … I knew I had been born. I remembered it.’’
As the audience laughed, Winfrey said, “Of course you did.“
Obama made the same kind of joke on April 19, when he said “We can’t keep on spending more than we take in, it’s going to cause serious damage to the economy.”