Category: Odd news

Mechanism of Revenge? or Manifestation of OCD?

~ Pharmer

Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession | The Smoking Gun.

Does DeLynn Woodside suffer from an obsessive compulsive disorder, or was she seeking  a means of revenge against a student for some prior offense?

Ms. Woodside, a math teacher at Roosevelt Middle School, (Oklahoma City) had a 13 year old student arrested for using a Sharpie “permanent” marker in class.  Apparently the sharpie bled through the paper and put a mark on the student’s desk.   It is apparently against an obscure city ordinace to use a permanent marker on private property without the owner’s permission.   (Is a public school private property??)

The Police Dept  spokesman, not wanting to take responsibility for this one,  has credited Woodside with a “citizen’s arrest’.

Comments appended to this entry in the Smoking Gun add more fun to the story.   Apparently “citizen’s arrest” may apply only to felonies.  Also, a bit of rubbing alcohol is good for removing sharpie stains.

German man castrates teenage daughter’s 57-year-old boyfriend – Telegraph

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German man castrates teenage daughter’s 57-year-old boyfriend – Telegraph.

Girls, if you have a sugar daddy, think about what your dad would do.

Helmut Seifert’s approach to his 17 year old daughter’s 57 year old boyfriend was straightforward.   He first went to the cops, who said they could not intervene to stop this relationship.

Seifert then recruited a couple of friends who assisted him in a surgical intervention, (without anaesthesia).   Phillip Genscher, his daughter’s honey is now without testicles.   Lack of training for performing orchidectomies has upped criminal charges to attempted murder.  The boyfriend is said to have nearly bled to death.

Mr Seifert acknowledged his guilt, and will no doubt head to prison, but to his credit has not ratted out the two accomplices.   He saw the unauthorized surgery as a father’s duty.

A related, but rather garbled story: Two Teens Kill Suspected Paedophile, UK Telegraph.

My Way News – “Cuckoo’s Nest” hospital rebuilt following abuses

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My Way News – “Cuckoo’s Nest” hospital rebuilt following abuses.

Oregon State Mental Hospital in Salem will be getting a major makeover, with most of the building being replaced by a new facility.

Better facilities, more outdoor space, better meals and more treatment is forecast for the patients, most of whom are involuntarily committed to the hospital.

Ken Kesey’s 1962 story was based on his experiences at a VA facility in California, but was filmed at the Oregon State hospital.

State inspections revealed the Salem facility to have quite a few skeletons in its own closet, including unsanitary facilities,  troubles with patients dying of pneumonia, and thousands of cremated corpses from the past century  stored in copper canisters on site.

Flying Might Become a Kinky Sport.

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Some people  who are unlucky in love have resorted to satisfying themselves with purchased services.

TSA now offers a service for those who like to expose themselves……. the full body scanner guarantees a captive  audience.

Also there  is the standard pat down for those who like a bit of light personal  service.

A more vigorous form of stimulation is now available (since October)  called the “resolution pat down” if one prefers heavier physical contact with more attention  given to the private parts.

These services can be provided in conjunction with short flights for quite a bit less money than one might pay in the the urban areas for clean, professional stimulation.

These obvious facts point towards a tax payer supported industry which will service a regular clientele of fliers who OPT IN for special sexual services at BARGAIN rates.   An airline ticket and a bit of metal apparel to ring the alarm are the only requirements for admission to the TSA Relaxation Center.

You didn’t think your taxes would be at work this way, DID you!?

It appears that the red-faced TSA will be investigating  Johnny Edge, the now-famous blogger for his temerity in refusing to fly, because he did not need or want the above mentioned services.

Pharmer encourages John  to monetize the blog, to raise funds for the fine, or for legal services he might engage  in giving more publicity to the TSA “services” enumerated above.

Update:

A description of a pat down plus, with TSA security putting hand down the pants.

Big Bad Michael Wolfensohn Busts up Kids Bake Sale in the Park

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New Castle councilman calls cops on boys’ cupcake sale | LoHud.com | The Journal News.

New Castle Councilman Michael Wolfensohn came upon some busy underage entrepreneurs selling refreshments and baked goods at Gedney park, and called the cops on them.

Yes, it’s true, this  politician  says that the kids’ business needs to be licensed, and, instead of just telling the kids, he called the cops and Busted them!  This guy’s a real, socially adept charmer

I recommend for the kids, Andrew DeMarchis and Kevin Graff, and their friends  to dial up a  conservative radio host or two.   That would bring Wolfensohn all sorts of entertaining  email. He deserves it for  using the cops to break the bad news of government interference  to these budding businessmen.

I did not find the party of Michael Wolfensohn in the article but will now go look for it, because I bet………….. yes he is a Democrat  🙂

No Surprise dept of ODD News

~ Pharmer

44 – Obama’s Indonesian gay nanny and other things from his past.

The nanny business is zero surprise,  but  this little tale below is worth some attention.  (Italics added.)

From the Washington  post article:

Finally, the Times relates a story from one of Obama’s boyhood friends that some might say presaged the future.

One time, recalled the elder son, Slamet Januadi, now 52, Mr. Obama asked a group of boys whether they wanted to grow up to be president, a soldier or a businessman. A president would own nothing while a soldier would possess weapons and a businessmen would have money, the young Obama explained.

Mr. Januadi and his younger brother, both of whom later joined the Indonesian military, said they wanted to become soldiers. Another boy, a future banker, said he would become a businessman.

“Then Barry said he would become president and order the soldier to guard him and the businessman to use his money to build him something,” Mr. Januadi said. “We told him, ‘You cheated. You didn’t give us those details.’ “

“But we all became what we said we would,” he said.