Enquiring Minds Want to Know: Is Barack in the Dog House with Michelle?

Europe is all atwitter over the interactions of  Barack Obama with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt during Mandela memorial proceedings.  You can see more and bigger photos, with plenty of commentary at The UK Daily Mail,  concerning the fun that Barack was having.  Will it affect the subsequent weather at the White house?  Inquiring minds want to know 😉 😉

The sequence below, shown with a twitter stream by Stun @TheBlogPirate of the Netherlands, shows Michelle putting an end to the fun by sitting between the two partiers.

glares from Michelle for Barry's bad bahavior
Obama disses Michelle with Danish Prime Minister at Mandela funeral

Regarding Nelson Mandela himself,  Pharmer has little to say.   The world has canonized him, but the guy  was a politician of socialist/communist, and abortion supporting ideology, none of which seem to have improved socio-economic matters in South Africa.

If You Still Haven’t Had Enough of the Girl Scouts

This will bolster your confidence in the  Girl Scouts organization, which helps to bring up the girls of America.

You might have encountered Josh Ackley in his day job as spokes-person and public relations face of the Girl Scouts of America.  Austin Ruse at Breitbart.com is telling all about Josh’s night job, however.  Ackley has  had a little hiatus from his music career with the Dead Betties,  a band of the “homo-punk” or “homo-core” genre, under the stage name Joshua Starr.

Learn more about the Dead Betties  in a book which follows the rise of “Queer Rock”, or a video called Hellevator, uploaded to Youtube on September 18,2007, currently with 4188 views, and Pharmer is not linking it.

You’ll be comforted to know that Josh has brought the Dead Betties back together, and they performed on Nov 30 in New York.   O Goodie!  They’re putting out another album, (No Love Lost,) and are shopping for a label to accept it.

100questionsforthegirlscouts.org,  which now has 117 questions, is an exhaustive reference detailing the reasons that would prevent most Americans from choosing the Girl Scouts program as an extra curricular activity for their girls.  Question 14 and question 89 address Joshua Ackley’s function within the organization and supplies this profile, which is excerpted below.

Joshua Ackley's Dead Betties Band, profiled at 100questionsforthe girlscouts.org
Joshua Ackley’s Dead Betties Band, profiled at 100questionsforthe girlscouts.org


Here’s a screenshot of Ackley’s profile page at the Girl Scouts Blog, and below is a screen shot from the blog itself.

Joshua Ackley Girl Scouts Blog

joshua ackleys girl scout blog.girlscouts.org

Dead Betties at Wikipedia

A Little Glitch in Airline Security

Tom Wagner was Left Behind on a United-ExpressJet plane on the first leg of his flight from Lafayette, LA to California.  The flight stopped in Houston and Wagner was left on the plane, snoozing away.  The aircraft was shut down  and locked  with him inside.   He woke up to a cold, dark deserted cabin, wondering what happened.  United put him up in a hotel, and he eventually made his way to California, but his predicament left many questions.

If a person could be left on a plane, what about a package, containing a bomb, etc?   It does not look good for airport security.  Perhaps more attention and resources should be allocated  to the simpler measures rather than the extensive groping provided by the TSA.

Another Reason To Avoid SITTING on Public Toilet Seats

 

risky business
risky business

Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot.

The Versatile Locktite GO2 Glue product was spread upon every toilet seat of the girls room of Banks Crossing Home Depot store.  It was too late when a lady discovered this problem the hard way.  She was stuck to the seat, and had to be  hospitalized in Gainesville for treatment.

That’s one more reason besides the nasty flora and fauna, to avoid sitting directly on a public potty.   Using a seat cover of some kind would have helped this woman to avoid the disasster.

Work on those squats, ladies.  Once you are proficient, the aiming is easy.  😉

 

Man Waits 14 Months for Sears to Finish Dishwasher Installation – Reviewed.com Dishwashers

This story has two main points:

Man Waits 14 Months for Sears to Finish Dishwasher Installation – Reviewed.com Dishwashers.

1)Sears service has really gone down the tubes since the K Mart bought them. This is why Eddie Brayman, of Monteca, California washed his dishes by hand for 14 months, while waiting for 12 technicians fail in completing his dishwasher installation. They neglected to attach it to his cabinet.

2) Evidenced by the long wait, and Brayman taking this problem to CBS13 news in Sacramento, is that this guy did not feel competent to screw the dishwasher into the cabinet himself. That’s what would happen down on the Pharm, where the denizens (most particularly the man of the house) have installed all sorts of appliances.

It might be a sign of the times in California, and one cause of their economic problems. People there have become so “specialized” that mounting a dishwasher into a wood frame or cabinet walls has morphed into a task that takes longer than building a house does, elsewhere in the country.

AMAZING!

Just for FUN: that Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo Commercial

Click right HERE for the Auto Channel’s “full story” that explains the purpose and production of the Volvo commercial, and gives a demonstration of the dynamic steering feature which Van Damme’s stunt was designed to highlight.  Included in the video is the Epic Split commercial which has so many people buzzing.   Pharmer envies Van Damme’s flexibility, and ability to hold the position.  She’s 17 months older than him and is still doing martial arts with what’s left of herself.  Check out the Pharmer eye view below, after you watch that commercial.

Martial Artist's Whacko Stunt for Volvo
Martial Artist’s Whacko Stunt for Volvo

-Yes those trucks are going backwards, not too fast, but it’s still impressive.
-The visible breaks in the film probably have to do with splicing the films from the cameras taking this shot from the -various positions. It is said to have been done in one take.
-There are two people in each truck, with eyes seemingly riveted on the mirror or view finder in Van Damme’s direction.
-The Drivers keep those trucks aligned perfectly with the marker lines below.
-Only the truck on the left steers outward. The Truck on the right stays aligned with the original line.
-The left truck appears to key off a second solid line, and a broken line to stop moving outward and hold position.
-The speed of those trucks might be computer synchronized, but Volvo is claiming that the steering is done manually by the drivers.
-Take some time to watch Van Damme adjusting his feet, on the platforms above the mirrors, as the truck on the left drives outward. The guy has muscles.

Respect to the performers and Volvo’s marketing department, for making such a memorable commercial.

Transpoosion in Pill Form

WOW!!  Now you can have your transpoosion by mouth (PO).   YUM!  The fecal transplant method of curing serious and sometimes life threatening gut infections such as Clostridium difficile was developed in the UK.  This treatment, has heretofore been delivered rectally in enema form, or using invasive gastric intubation.  Now the Canadians are tailoring transpoosions “in pill form” so that they can be taken orally.   The success of this method appears to be superior, as the delivery of replacement microorganisms to the intestine, encased in capsules,  appears to be more complete.

Dr Thomas Louie, of the University of Calgary custom designs transpoosions by extracting the gut bacteria from fecal samples,  and delivering them in triple coated gel capsules which can make their way past the stomach to the small intestine before dissolving.  The necessary population of fecal bacteria is packed into 24 to 34 capsules.  So, rather than the whole “tootsie roll” patients are receiving only the microbial essence of poo, freshly compounded  in pharmaceutically elegant form.  Dr. Louie has had big success with his group of 27 patients, each of whom had suffered at least 4 flareups of C. difficile.  None of his volunteers have relapsed since their transpoosions by mouth.   PO poopie therapy appears to have a 1.000 batting average.

 

Third Time Could Be a Charm for the World’s Biggest Tick

George Soros with a mouthfull
The World’s Biggest Tick

It’s wedding bells for the third time for George Soros. Tamiko Bolton is the lucky 42 year old woman, hitched up to a guy twice her age. Those Billions of Bucks will make the happy couple forget all about little medical details such as BPH, CHF and the occasional incontinence episode. Wealth is a most powerful pheromone.

In his wake, Soros had left Annaliese Witschak in 1983, Susan Weber Soros in 2005, and the girlfriends in between. Click HERE for further notes on the surreal, Sept 20, wedding celebration of  the “World’s Biggest Tick” and bride number 3.

 

Cursing the Children – The Party that Brought You Obamacare

When the Lefties  tell you about how much they care for the children, remind yourself that this love and compassion often comes  to a screeching halt when they lose their tempers.

Professor David Guth is suspended at the University of Kansas for his response to the (Obama supporting) gunman who killed a douzen peole at the Navy Yard in Washington DC.

He tweeted:  “#Navyyartshooting  The Blood is on the hands of the #NRA. Next time, let it be YOUR sons and daughters. Shame on you. May God Damn you.” 

What a delightful guy.  He was even able to embarrass a University with his vitriol.  David Guth, who stands by his tweet,  is the poster boy of academic tenure.

Next up is Allan Brauer, the current communications chairman of the Sacramento, CA Democrat party.  Check out what he had to say Amanda Carpenter, in response to her tweet exhorting Republicans to stop Obamacare.  Allan’s first luminous COMMUNICATION:  “@amandacarpenter May your children all die from debilitating, painful and incurable diseases.” Amanda Carpenter  retweeted his curse, saying that he “deserves some unfollows” from Twitter-ites.   You’ll have to click the above link to see Allan’s further replies, which describe infestations by cestodes  and pthiris species.   This Dem Communicator has perhaps been cruising the underbelly of the internet too long, and has REALLY forgotten how to behave in public.

Later, feeling a loss of popularity, Allan Brauer apologized for the death curse on Amanda Carpenter’s kids, but, as of this afternoon, no  such statement was forthcoming from the Sacramento Dems, nor California Democratic Party spokesman.