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Obama’s Arranged Marriage
Jesse Jackson, Wright ‘arranged’ Obama marriage.
World Net Daily continues on in its Obama saga, the first article of which corroborated the Newsweek cover of our first gay president.
The above linked article features interviews with three former members of the Trinity United Church of Christ who detail the political job appointments of Michelle Obama, and her auspicious arranged marraige with Barack Hussein Obama.
Obama once claimed that he met Michelle in class at law school but they appear to have actually been introduced in Chicago in 1989 during Obama’s summer law internship. WND interviewees in Chicago are credited with the info that Jesse Jackson selected Michelle as a match for Obama, and Jeremiah Wright agreed to the combination. The interviewees also maintain that Obama kept up his gay relationships after the marriage took place, with one, dubbed Hazel, telling her eyewitness story in Chicago since 1996.
Hillbuzz: Is Barack Obama Gay??
Out of the Closet: Obama is the first gay president
Drudge Keeps Bringing Up Obama’s Weight Loss
You Pay Big Tuition Dollars and Go Deep into Debt for This
Michigan Professor Strips Naked In Class, Shouts 'There Is No F–king God' | NewsBusters.org.
Michigan State University Prof. John McCarthy spilled his marbles in Calculus I class, in front of the freshmen. The students reported online that he became unglued in class, screaming obscenities, saying that his colleagues are all actors. He left the room, came back, stripped naked down to his socks. (Integrate that!) The students, having seen enough, promptly exited the room. HuffPo claims that the professor screamed that ‘there is no F–ing God’. Pharmer guesses that such a misconception might drive a person crazy.
Flag Football Fun at Purdue
Purdue Intramural Sports League Video, @ The Blaze.
Brady Cronk, quarterback of the Sour Lemons threw a 30 yard spinning back PASS, which was completed by teammate Drake Barrett for a touchdown.
This has brought ESPN fame to Cronk, a 3rd year student and former quarterback at Seeger High in West Lebanon, Indiana.  He says his coach would never let him throw that pass in H.S. games, though it appears from Twitter that he was recognized for this particular antic.
Flag Football is for this kind of fun.Â
Your friendly Pharmer has to do spinning techniques in martial arts and due to age and vertigo, this is NOT what she does best.  So it was beneficial to watch the skillful Brady Cronk, frame by frame. He’s obviously done it many times before, and might have eyes in the back of his head.
Pharmer sez that if Mr. Cronk wants to become an amazing football-sniper, he’ll be able to hit a small target with his spinning back pass if he brings his head around faster and leans a little less during his spin. A little “me ashi te” theory, there. He might also consider working with various other projectiles.
Phi Kappa Alpha Fraternity Adds New Line to Eddie Murphy song
They’re REALLY bored at the University of Tennessee. Here’s the latest addition to the compendium of gross medical stories.
Police: Student Suffers Alcohol Poisoning After Frat Hands Out Alcoholic ENEMAS « CBS Atlanta.
That classic Eddie Murphy song has been inspiring trips to hospital emergency rooms since 1982.
Don’t put TeQUILA in the butt
That’s Southern DIS-Comfort in your butt
Phi Kappa Alpha is one sicko Boy’s Club, and it might be booted from University of Tennesee, Knoxville, for sending a student to the ER with alcohol poisoning via the rectal route.
Testosterone is a POISON?
Scientists in Korea claim to have data indicating that the lifespan of Eunuchs was significantly longer than un-altered males in times past. They found unusually numerous reports of centenarians existing among the castrated men centuries ago. They could not attribute the longevity to the rarified existence among the royals of Korea, since the kings and their family members did not share this benefit of long life.
The scientists suggested that testosterone might be the culprit that shortens men’s lives. It’s a POISON! 😉
The comments appended to this speculative article, at the Daily Mail are worth the click!
Another Clinton Kid Aborted?
EXCLUSIVE COVER STORY: INSIDE MONICA LEWINSKY’s $12 MILLION TELL ALL – The National Enquirer.
Gennifer Flowers wrote a tell all book about her affair with Bill Clinton way back in the 90s, and claimed that he got her pregnant and helped her get an abortion. It appears that Monica might have a similar tale to tell in her new tell all book about her sexual encounters of the kinky kind with Clinton, while he was wagging his dog in the White House. Click the top link for the tawdry details.
Rev UP those Engines! Suzanne Hinn and Jennifer Granholm, Separated Sisters????
Michigan’s ex governor, Jennifer Granholm went WILD when she spoke at the Democrat National Convention. The video below shows some highlights. Jennifer has a ‘SISTER from another mother’……. televangelist Suzanne Hinn, who is also known for REVVING up her engines, in her most well known sermon on the need for the Holy Ghost. Here’s your chance to see their antics side by side. It’ll make you ask yourself if they might be related to each other, and to Howard Dean 😉 .
Tom Brokaw Rushed to Charlotte Hospital – TVNewser
Tom Brokaw Rushed to Charlotte Hospital – TVNewser.
Brokaw says he accidently took half of an Ambien tablet in the morning, which appeared to affect his performance on the Morning Joe program. As a result, he was hauled off to the hospital for an examination.
Perhaps he takes Ambien (zolpidem) so he can forget that he’s a liberal, and sleep at night.
Skip Meals for Barack, Says Michelle
OMG!… Now Michelle Obama Wants You to Skip Eating For Barack | The Gateway Pundit.
Melanie Gunaway contributed a message, that she received from Michelle Obama, to the blogosphere.
The Obama’s are feeling the pinch. Not only do they want you to give up wedding and birthday gifts for the campaign, Michelle is now asking the faithful to give up their pizza dinners.
Give up enough meals and you might obtain the same slim and trim look of Barack Hussein Obama, that has everyone wondering about his health.
Will Michelle give up a vacation?