NJ Democrat Rep., Steve Rothman fired his chief of staff, Robert Decheine after the latter was arrested for soliciting to have sex with an underage girl.
It’s appears to be possible to offend the TSA’s trained gropers if a person’s personal hygiene is sub standard, or if their body size is larger and there are additional crevices to be searched.
Perhaps adding some things for these government workers to find as they search would be fun. Make it a treasure hunt. Remember the old haunted houses with peeled grapes used to simulate eyeballs, and spaghetti prepared to simulate brains? Imagine the TSA agent reaching into your pants, and pulling out a special deposit of tripe, purchased from the local Walmart grocery. Menudo!
Be creative….. and give them a day to remember. A little Saran wrap against your skin would be a good idea to isolate whatever treasures you might be hiding. It might also slightly impede the transmission of unwanted organisms carried by the passenger in front of you. The gate rapists are not washing and changing gloves between searches as they should.
The article linked at the top, of course from foreign press, is a treasure trove of information.
Matt Kernan describes how he entered the U.S. from Paris without a body scan or pat down at the destination, merely by politely resisting the attempts by security to do so. After wearing down the TSA workers, their supervisors and the police, he was finally escorted out of the sterile area by a circuitous route, and allowed to proceed on his way.
Some people who are unlucky in love have resorted to satisfying themselves with purchased services.
TSA now offers a service for those who like to expose themselves……. the full body scanner guarantees a captive audience.
Also there is the standard pat down for those who like a bit of light personal service.
A more vigorous form of stimulation is now available (since October) called the “resolution pat down” if one prefers heavier physical contact with more attention given to the private parts.
These services can be provided in conjunction with short flights for quite a bit less money than one might pay in the the urban areas for clean, professional stimulation.
These obvious facts point towards a tax payer supported industry which will service a regular clientele of fliers who OPT IN for special sexual services at BARGAIN rates. An airline ticket and a bit of metal apparel to ring the alarm are the only requirements for admission to the TSA Relaxation Center.
You didn’t think your taxes would be at work this way, DID you!?
It appears that the red-faced TSA will be investigating Johnny Edge, the now-famous blogger for his temerity in refusing to fly, because he did not need or want the above mentioned services.
Pharmer encourages John to monetize the blog, to raise funds for the fine, or for legal services he might engage in giving more publicity to the TSA “services” enumerated above.
This is why the ACLU has been trying to compel Catholic Hospitals to do Abortions, but has made no move to compel Any Hospitals to do open heart procedures.
Many smaller hospitals have to outsource the most complex surgical procedures. Innumerable human lives have been lost in rural and other remote locations because their needs could not be met at small hospitals or clinics. But the ACLU has made no move to address this serious problem. (In addition, the it has stood behind an administration which seeks to reduce the availability of high tech, lifesaving care in the entire country as a method of cost containment.)
Instead the ACLU has put forth a stipulation, without evidence, that cutting up a baby and sucking it out can sometimes be necessary to save a woman’s life, and submitted a demand to the Dept of Health and Human Services that abortion be provided by all hospitals as emergency care.
The ACLU’s demand could close down a lot of emergency rooms, and precipitate innumerable more deaths from lack of available care, but that is obviously NOT their concern.
Abortion serves to conceal abusive sexual practices. This is what distinguishes abortion from essential services such as open heart or robotic surgery. This is the only possible reason that the ACLU could prioritize abortion so strenuously over other life saving procedures.
Sure wish that the Elites, such as Mayor Bloomberg of NYC thought that abuse and rapes of women and children merited the special condemnation that they reserved for attack on gays by a gang in his city.
Pharmer is one of those people who thinks that equal crimes should bring equal punishment, and that torturing and raping children and women is just as bad as doing that stuff to gays.
Perhaps there would be less of that going on if our leftie elitists felt the same way and acted on it.
The city of Portland Oregon sees fit to have only two officers on it’s vice squad, possibly because i’s situation as a major hub of underage sex trafficking (slaves) is palatable enough to it’s “young, green, hip” population. Those adjectives are Washington Times code words for liberal.
This phenomenon in Oregon, vying with Amsterdam for pollution and abuse of minors, fits neatly as a finishing piece in the puzzle of liberal programs which encourage sexual activity in the very young, conceal the sexual abuse of minors, allow minors to obtain abortions without parental consent, leave parents completely out of the sex education in the public schools, and allow school officials to supply birth control to minors, and transport them for abortions.
Portland Oregon is the ‘reward’ liberals have gotten for their efforts, and given their unwillingness to address the obvious problem, one can safely assume that most of them like it this way.
The Swiss are coming……… with their extra small condoms for 12 year old adolescent boys.
Why 9 year olds? Although the age of consent in Switzerland is 16, it’s not considered a legal problem if two sexual participants are less than three years apart in age. So it follows that it’s considered OK over there for those latex armed, barely pubescent boys to go after those younger girls, prior to their puberty.
They’re just 10 or 20 years more messed up than America is.