Extra stupid in Seattle

Seattle school renames Easter eggs ‘Spring Spheres’ – Seattle News – MyNorthwest.com.

A volunteer at a Seattle public school was permitted to bring in Easter Eggs if she consented to call them Spring Spheres.

It is required of Seattle elementary school teachers to be ignorant of the solid geometric forms, and to be unable to distinguish a spherical solid  from an ovoid solid.

The volunteer complied, but noted that the third graders weren’t fooled and immediately recognized the Easter Eggs as such.