We, the people of rural-flyover country, have heard thousands of snide comments from leftists about kissing cousins, incest, banjos, ad nauseam. Columbia University professor, David Epstein has already demonstrated to us all that lefties should be pointing fingers at themselves. He had a four year affair with his adult daughter which went very public about the same time his wife found out, and his facebook page disappeared. In an effort to decipher the first hints of this news, yours truly did some research, and discovered that it is legal in New York state for cousins to marry, but NOT in Kentucky. Apparently it is also OK for an uncle and niece to marry in that state.
A new story of father daughter incest has revealed that it is legal for an adult parent to marry his offspring in the very blue state of New Jersey. The internet is ablaze with a story of a 18 year old woman from the Great Lakes area who intends to move to New Jersey with her father, with whom she had recently reunited, and discovered a sexual attraction. They hope to be married and raise a family there.
Fade to the memorable Dueling Banjos theme from “Deliverance”.
