This Flush is SO Big It Made The News

News from The Associated Press.

It had to be PORTLAND, Oregon……… (not worried about being the child sex slavery capital of the US, but)  really worried about a bit of urine in their water reservoir.

City Officials flushed 8 million gallons from the drinking water reservoir because a guy was caught urinating into it.

Not to worry….. they flush it to clean solid refuse and waste from the bottom of the reservoir twice a year.

So try not to think of the bird waste, dead animal carcasses and other things normally found floating in the drinking water reservoir.   At least know that you don’t have to worry about one man’s whizz.