As you might know, Senator Franken is cleared for touring with the Obama Campaign, but that former comedian has had some odd ideas about what is funny.
Blast from the nineties: A reporter is watching a gaggle of Saturdy Night Live writers attempting another spoof of Andy Rooney. They’re imagining him finding an pill bottle, which once contained sedatives, in his desk.
Franken: “And, ‘I give the pills to Lesley Stahl. Then, when Lesley’s passed out, I take her to the closet and rape her.’ Or, ‘That’s why you never see Lesley until February.’ Or, ‘When she passes out, I put her in various positions and take pictures of her.’”
Downey: “‘Here’s a picture of Ed Bradley.’”
MacDonald: “What if Rooney rapes Mike Wallace? And then says, ‘I guess that makes me bad.’ Is it funnier with a black guy? Or two old white guys?”
Franken: “What about, ‘I drag Mike into my office and rape him. Right here! I guess that makes me bad.’”
Per testimony of Jane Doe Number 5: after Bill Clinton was finished raping Juanita Broaddrick in a hotel room, he said: “You better put some ice on that.”
What if we held a “War on Women” event and invited all of the ladies listed HERE.? Clinton Victims on parade.
