Category: Odd news

Found! Obama’s Uncle Omar

~ Pharmer

PICKET: Obama’s illegal uncle arrested; ‘Uncle Omar’ almost hits cop car, tries to call White House – Washington Times.

Omar Obama Onyango has surfaced due to a brush with police and a DUI charge.    He apparently rolled through a stop sign and turned left, nearly causing collisions .  He also is said to have “nearly rammed” a police car and to have had a breathalyzer test result of 0.14 mg/dl.   The Washington Times article by Kerry Picket corrects other media reports which reported that Mr. Onyango actually collided with the police car.

Opon booking at the police station, ‘Uncle Omar’ was offered the opportunity to make a phone call.  “I think I will call the White House,” was his reply, according to Framington police Lieutenant Delaney.

Uncle Omar, who now calls himself Onyango Obama,  is mentioned in  Obama’s book “Dreams from My Father” as one of the relatives who had emigrated from Kenya to America and was never heard from again. He now faces possible deportation as an illegal immigrant, in addition to DUI charges.

The Australian reports that Auntie Zeituni’s lawyer, Margaret Wong, of Cleveland, will also defend Uncle Omar.

More is available at the Boston Herald, which says that although Uncle Omar is an illegal immigrant,  he has a valid social security number and driver’s license.

The Hockey Schtick has a Chill Pill for Matt Drudge

~ Pharmer

THE HOCKEY SCHTICK: ‘Record-breaking’ US heat wave breaks records at < 0.4% of stations during past week.

You know how Matt Drudge goes nutz on the weather stories.   Here’s a chill pill to counteract  the garbage which the media has been pumping out about our little Midwestern heat wave.

Seems that if you look at the NOAA weather database,  negligibly few temperature records were set during the VERY SCARY heat wave.     It was just another  false alarm from the lamestream news to distract us from the fact that Obama’s a loser.

It’s just another summer…. during which we can count on two or three weeks of good heat.  An air conditioner might have been nice this past week, but  having one  when it’s only desirable for a few weeks out of every year really isn’t economical.

Some like it hot.

No Felony Charges For Yukari Miyamae Who Gave it Back to TSA

~ Pharmer

No Felony Charges For Longmont Woman In TSA Groping Case « CBS Denver.

Yukari Miyamae  has been released and allowed to go home to Longmont Colorado.  Felony charges will not be pressed, but she might face misdemeanor charges for grabbing a TSA agent.  It seems that the altercation was over her wishing not to go through the scanner.  She’s a frequent flier, and one  can imagine the reasons why she has no love for the “rays”.

Miyamae has supporters (see comment) who wish for her to suffer no felony charges  as she was defending herself from an impending assault on her person. One of them brought news of her motivations to this blog.

Pharmer understands COMPLETELY, and  wishes to delay flying until the TSA learns to behave itself.

The usual economic pressures of boycotting would not induce this government (which is intent on downsizing the economic power of the U.S.) to rein in the TSA.  There is hope that the next administration will want to assist the recovery of the airline industry by putting a stop to the groping.

Update on Yukari Miyamae’s name…. Fox news alternatively transliterates her name as Mihamae,  or Miyamae. Go with Miyamae – sorry, facebook supporters.

Here’s Pharmer’s guess on the Kanji, hiragana and pronunciation.


mi—ya—ma—e

Nude Woman Found Dead At SoCal Mansion Of Pharmaceutical Firm CEO « CBS Los Angeles

~ Pharmer

Nude Woman Found Dead At SoCal Mansion Of Pharmaceutical Firm CEO « CBS Los Angeles.

If you have a lot of money,  a dead woman can be found hanging nude,  with feet and hands bound, from a balcony at your house, and the police will wonder whether or not to investigate the incident as a crime.

The dead woman is Rebekah Nalepa, girlfriend of Jonah Shacknai, head of Medicis corporation.

 

 

Oak Park Resident May Face Jail For Planting Vegetables

~ Pharmer

in her front yard.

Click to check out this cool garden: Does Michelle Obama Know About This? | The Agitator.

The Bass family of Oak Park, Michigan  decided to plant vegetables in their front yard after a sewer line was replaced.  Since the grass was torn up, and the yard trashed, they determined  to do something useful and put in beautiful raised beds of vegetables.

City planner Kevin Rulkowski has deemed this unsuitable use of private property, and has proffered a new definition of that word, to justify prosecution of one Julie Bass, for the offense of planting vegetables in her own  front yard.

Ms. Bass has demanded a jury trial and may face up to 93 days in jail if convicted of illicit vegetable planting.

Take one more look under the top link to see that vegetable  garden.

For your convenience, the contact information for the city officials (including Mr Rulkowski) of Oak Park  is clickable right HERE.   They might appreciate  suggestions of more useful things to do besides bothering the Bass family.

Visit Julie Bass’s blog:  Oakparkhatesveggies to keep up to date.  The big showdown is planned for  July 26th.

Dominique Strauss-Khan to Get Off

~ Pharmer

In the legal sense, that is.

Prosecutors will agree to drop the charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn — either on his next court date in two weeks or even sooner, according to a top investigator – NYPOST.com.

Looks like the maid who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of rape has lost her credibility with investigators.   It is expected that charges against him will be dropped.

Alternate stories suggest that the hotel maid offered sex for money to Strauss-Khan  and became angry when she did not get her fee.

In a nutshell, there appears to be no doubt that DSK donated his DNA, but the story that the donation was forced on the recipient is now in doubt.


The NY hotel maid has filed a libel suit against the New York Post for publishing the suggestions that she was selling sex.

This Flush is SO Big It Made The News

~ Pharmer

News from The Associated Press.

It had to be PORTLAND, Oregon……… (not worried about being the child sex slavery capital of the US, but)  really worried about a bit of urine in their water reservoir.

City Officials flushed 8 million gallons from the drinking water reservoir because a guy was caught urinating into it.

Not to worry….. they flush it to clean solid refuse and waste from the bottom of the reservoir twice a year.

So try not to think of the bird waste, dead animal carcasses and other things normally found floating in the drinking water reservoir.   At least know that you don’t have to worry about one man’s whizz.