Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.
The Onion catches enough truth to make great parody. Pharmer wonders how Cecile is taking it, since she’s the star of this South Park style article:
“The Abortionplex’s high-tech machinery is capable of terminating one pregnancy every three seconds,” Richards added. “That’s almost a million abortions every month. We’re so thrilled!”